I'm stealing Jim's idea b/c it seems fun. (Jim give everyone a few mins before you guess them all)

1. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

2. Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!

3. Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

4. Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!

5. You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

6. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

7. Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

8. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

9. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

10. True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend